Brag in full sentences. The scanner turns each one into ego points. Win ranked 2-minute matches to climb the leaderboard. Pass 100,000 and you'll almost be unmatched. Dempsey is still ahead.
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How scoring works
- Talking about yourself (I, me, my, myself) earns points in every sentence.
- Brag words like genius, legend, flawless and GOAT score big, but each one only counts once per match. Use it again and it scores nothing.
- No repeats: a sentence that you or your rival already said is rejected. Rewording with the same words doesn't count either.
- Bragging about yourself in one sentence doubles it. Each "!" adds 0.4×, up to 3×.
- SHOUTING a brag word in caps adds a small +250 bonus, once per sentence. Random caps gibberish scores nothing.
- Claiming you're better than Dempsey pays +8,000 once per match. Praising Dempsey costs 4,000.
- Humble words (sorry, maybe, thanks, we, team) cost points.
- Roast your rival: aim an insult at them ("you", "your", or their name) and they lose points. Each insult only works once per match, and "!" makes it hit harder.
- Ratings start at 1,000. Beating a higher-rated player earns more.
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